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[pants46]

Did you break his heart, Birdy ?

[pants46]

 
A long time ago, I briefly dated a chap who would get up half way through dinner,  head off to the bathroom, muttering that he 'needed to make room'.
 

[Dancing Queen]

In one end out the other then birdy46 😄😄😄

[jillydoll]

You lot kill me....😂🤣😂🤣

Fat nipples.......😂🤣😂🤣😂

[jillydoll]

One of my turn offs is men with long finger nails, and toe nails.
Can't stand it...🤮
Put that together with being hairy too, and you've got yourself a werewolf!
Noway !!👹👹

[jaypo]

Constant sniffing,I mean I have such a runny nose but I USE A TISSUE !!!
I finished with a guy because I didn't like his shoes,seriously,it used to be something as simple as that,wouldn't have got as far as his nipples 🤢

[jaypo]

Hahahahahahahaha and was he a bar stud 😆

[jillydoll]

Someone finished with me once......

Can't think why..🤔. ...it must have been my perfume......💨. 😂🤣😂🤣😂

[jaypo]

Clearly he was an idiot Jill

[Katejo]

I despise anyone who eats greedily. Hunched over, shovelling food in, not chewing properly.
I also don't appreciate a man with a shapely bottom. Or fat nipples.

You remind me of a blind date I had with a guy in the 90's. we went to one of those Italian pasta places where customers could go back and refill their plates as often as they wanted. I only needed 1 bowl but he kept going back and he ate sloppily with the sauce dripping down his chin.

[jaypo]

Haha,how romantic,if someone eats noisily,that is a real bugbear or watching them eat is like watching the washing in the machine,close your mouth when eating 🤢

[jaypo]

🤣😆

[jaypo]

Oh no,how horrible,my friend who was a dr and very pretty went on a internet dating site,started chatting to a guy,exchanged pix etc via their phones,were getting on great,so they decided to meet,she knew within minutes he was a total d#@k so she went to the loo and didn't go back,omg how cruel but was a bit funny too,he texted her telling her what a bleep bleep she was but she suspected his photos weren't him and he was an architect apparently but she said he spoke like he was thick 😆 you just never know re dating sites.glad I don't have to date anymore,just couldn't be bothered

[jillydoll]

I knew someone who used dating sites....
I'd never use them, you never know who your meeting, they make up all sorts, I know that's true because this person used to!
Just my luck anyway, I'd meet them! How funny would that be? 😂🤣😂🤣😂

[Katejo]

I knew someone who used dating sites....
I'd never use them, you never know who your meeting, they make up all sorts, I know that's true because this person used to!
Just my luck anyway, I'd meet them! How funny would that be? 😂🤣😂🤣😂

That's where I got the messy pasta eater and several other amusing ones. Tried it one more time.online later but then gave up. However my brother found his wife that way and my Dad succeeded twice so it works for some.