My othe fav is when they ask if I'm the home owner I say no...I rent.
They take you off the list then. That really does work.
It's the ones that want you to switch on your computer. I've had quite a few really entertaining calls when Dave or Kevin....who are obviously not in this country, have talked me through what they want me to do. I've pretended and it's been hilarious. They tell you to log on to whatever, and I say...yes I've done that, and on it goes.
Have to say I'm usually bored when I do that...oh and they never call back
Honeybun
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