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CLKD
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December 06, 2011, 07:55:27 PM »
"Supermarkets must think our heads button up the back" absolutely love this!
Useful as a chocolate fire guard
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coffee mate
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One of my favourites is - "He was up and down like a brides nightie". Lol
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Ghiro
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"Free beer tomorrow for all those who missed it yesterday"
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vianne
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December 07, 2011, 01:06:36 PM »
"Fine words don't butter no parsnips!"
Not a clue what this means!!
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Dyan
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December 07, 2011, 01:59:26 PM »
"Don't look at me in that tone of voice"
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viv
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December 07, 2011, 03:34:43 PM »
"If the wind changes your face will stay like that"
Have not got a clue.
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coffee mate
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"I don't boil my cabbages twice"
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Pennyfarthing
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"She looks like she could p**s vinegar."
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coffee mate
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"GROW YOUR OWN DOPE" ---- ---- "plant a man!"
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marras
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Hi Vianne, 'Kind words butter no parsnips' means when you are trying to win round someone with flattery. A lovely saying that I learnt from my sister.
Hi Dyan, 'Don't look at me with that tone of voice' can be continued with
'It smells a funny colour'!!!!
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libby1
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He's not as green as he's cabbage looking
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CLKD
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Does he think I arrived on the Ark?
I wasn't born yesterday ...............
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Dyan
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December 07, 2011, 10:21:47 PM »
When I'm looking for something and someone tells me "It's there"( right under my nose) I say,
"I can't see for looking"
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CLKD
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Listen to the radio news 'in case the Dutch have taken Holland'
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Joyce
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"It's as plain as the nose on your face". Where did these sayings come from? Some are easy to figure out, others not so.
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