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Lamplighter
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June 29, 2021, 09:50:00 PM »
You know more than the doctor about what's wrong with you
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linz57
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Good one Lamplighter😂
You know you’re getting old when .....you look in a shoe shop that’s full of lovely shoes but all you think is “ooh those slippers look comfy”
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Ju Ju
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And don’t doctors, policemen, soldiers, etc look so young?!!
I know I’m getting older, cos’ it’s difficult getting up off the floor!
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CLKD
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When I see that old woman staring back in a shop reflection - and it's me
as well as looking more like my Mum
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jillydoll
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When you look in the mirror and see a barrel.
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CLKD
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Is it full of whisky though ?
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Lamplighter
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LOL
You know you're getting old when you feel a twinge in your thigh and immediately think hip replacement.
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Lamplighter
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Or alternatively, you get a twinge in your thigh and think, my oestrogen levels are too low.
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Aprilflower
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Reaching your feet, to cut your toenails, is exhausting.
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CLKD
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I now have a wooden back scratcher for those hard to reach places ..........
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jillydoll
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You know your getting old when……..
You see young girls in short dresses and go,
When you know you worn them when you were younger.
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CLKD
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. ......... yep, muttering 'we did that too' when they pull their skirts down from behind even though it's a belt
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Jellyb
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You know you're getting old when..... you have lovely high shoes....for sitting down when you go out.
Oh, and you'll only go out if there will be somewhere to sit.
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CLKD
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I know I'm getting old,saw a really fit fireman the other day and thought.......nah,couldn't be bothered
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