Hello bramble.
I would like the body of a thirty year old please.
Or maybe fully functioning ovaries for the rest of my life but without the nasty diseases that may come with them obviously.
If Santa can't manage any of that I'd accept a settled endocrine system where every oestrogen receptive cell that has spent the last seven years complaining about my declining hormone levels finally puts up and shuts up and lets me live a calm and normal life.
Finally, if none of the above is available I'd like every woman who is suffering from distressing menopausal symptoms to have rapid access to a sympathetic and knowledgeable medical professional who is able to prescribe free and effective treatment so that she can get her life back!
All good ideas I'm sure you'll agree ladies and although my first three requests are a bit fanciful you'd think the last one would at least be a possibility. We live in hope.
Merry Christmas to you all and may Mother Nature be kind and allow us all a stress free festive period!
K.