Why do we get so embarrassed? I had an accident a couple of weeks ago, out of the blue ( to quote Billy Connelly, never trust a fart!) which really upset me. Fortunately, I was wearing a pad, but I was upset and my son drove me back to sort myself out. His reaction, as a paramedic and primary carer of his 2 year old, said," For goodness sake, Mum, it's only a poo!"
On a note about loos, I prefer American ones. More space to see that the stool was a healthy shape and efficient flush, eliminating all evidence, not like the so called water efficient flushes our loos give, needing more than one flush and still leaving skid marks! TMI
I remember avocado bathroom suites. My parents had one. Yuck! Enough to put you off your morning contemplations!
Today we have the choice of white, white or even white! Years ago we had a pleasant creamy shade, named rather nicely as champagne.