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[Joyce]

I hate clothes shopping for same reason. I don't have the slimmest of figures for sure, but if I don't like myself in something, pretty sure no one else will either.

[CLKD]

Could you take an under-water camera with you so that I can see what you are all on about   

[Joyce]

  Think I might get banned for that. He never goes in the pool anyway.  Even the men give him a second glance, not sure if envy or not. 

[Limpy]

CG's correct CLKD - one might be banned from the pool. 
Also, the specimens in question rarely brave the pool.
They infest the jacuzzi, scaring off those who are easily intimidated   

[MrsMopp]

Such a shame you can't share this gem of a man with all of us 

[SueRoe]

UGH !

[Joyce]

Quite frankly you're welcome to him. He looked rather aloof, or maybe it was because he was quite tall. Think he rather enjoys strutting his stuff!    Give me my hubby any day.

[oldsheep]

OH used to have a pair of budgie smugglers from when we lived in France. They mysteriously got lost and replaced with normal Speedo trunks one day    Still has a pair of tight shorts type cozzie - funny as you can't wear that on the beach in France. It's a gay thing apparently, or so a french friend told us. 

I'm seeing Tom Jones in July as he's coming to a tent near me! I'll see if he's still doing the courgette or if it's another veggie by now 

[honeybun]

At his age it's more likely to be a French bean than a courgette 


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[purplenanny]

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[Joyce]

 

[CLKD]