OH used to have a pair of budgie smugglers from when we lived in France. They mysteriously got lost and replaced with normal Speedo trunks one day
Still has a pair of tight shorts type cozzie - funny as you can't wear that on the beach in France. It's a gay thing apparently, or so a french friend told us.
I'm seeing Tom Jones in July as he's coming to a tent near me! I'll see if he's still doing the courgette or if it's another veggie by now