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jedigirl
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January 27, 2015, 06:01:29 PM »
This is nothing to do with menopause but one of the kids at school told me this joke today and its now officially my favourite joke;
What did one snowman say to the other?
"Can you smell carrots?"!!!!
Please post your favourite, we need the chuckles!! X
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Millykin
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January 27, 2015, 11:49:11 PM »
What's pink and fluffy?
Pink fluff.
What's blue and fluffy?
Pink fluff holding its breath!
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jedigirl
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Dulciana
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January 28, 2015, 08:26:01 AM »
What's green and hairy and goes up and down?
A gooseberry in a lift.
(My Dad's joke from the 1960's.)
How do you get four elephants into a mini?
Two in the front, two in the back.
How do you get four giraffes into a mini?
You can't, because the elephants are there already.
(Ditto above!)
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CJ-sleepless
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January 28, 2015, 10:46:17 AM »
A man goes to the doctor and says: 'Doctor, there's a piece of lettuce sticking out of my bottom.' The doctor asks him to drop his trousers and examines him.
The man asks: 'Is it serious, doctor?' and the doctor replies: 'I'm sorry to tell you, but this is just the tip of the iceberg.'
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jedigirl
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January 28, 2015, 06:44:26 PM »
Brilliant!!
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CLKD
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changes can be scary, even when we want them
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oldsheep
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February 12, 2015, 10:33:59 AM »
I have no idea why I found this soooo funny, but it's not really a joke, it's something a doctor wrote in his notes:
Mr X was to have a bowel resection but he became a stockbroker instead.
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honorsmum
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February 14, 2015, 01:41:46 PM »
My children's favourite joke -
What's brown and sticky?
...a stick!
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