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[honeybun]

Not quite sure why I'm sharing because I know everyone will laugh but.....

Right just go with me me here.... Ordered a Chinese for dinner. We have a carry out in our village. Hubby normally runs me down to collect it but as he is a bit poorly I went myself.
Decided to have a quick wee before I went. Came straight out the loo and put my jacket on and went.
Came home and dished up. Hubby came and sat down in the kitchen. I was still busying about when he told me I had something attached to my jeans. OMG it was a long bit of loo roll. 

Now it was bad enough that he pointed it out, but was it on view at the Chinese carry out. There were three men waiting to be served and me who had phoned ahead. My jacket is not that long and I suspect I walked from the car with this wafting behind me.

 

Really want to curl up here.

Oh heck. I know I can be a bit dipsy at times but .....

Kill me now.

Honeyb
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[Ju Ju]

Well, you could have had your skirt tucked into your nickers! I've had a few cringing moments, but too embarrassed to share!! 

[CLKD]

I wonder if they noticed?  Usually people are so busy these days  ………. after all, it's That Time of Year when anything Goes  ………..

Skirt caught up would have been worse ……...

[honeybun]

So a long bit of loo roll wafting in the breeze is better how exactly.   


Oh every time I think about it my toes curl. At least if it had been a skirt it just might have been covered by my jacket.


Honeyb
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[CLKD]

Was it dusk or better still, dark?  Maybe who ever was looking on would think it was C.mas trimmings ….. like those chains that we used to make as kids !

[honeybun]

It was dark.....but not in the carry out 


Still want to curl up  . 

I think wine is required now.


Honeyb
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[Ju Ju]

2 large glasses then.......

[CLKD]

 

was it coloured paper ?

[honeybun]

White with the aloe squares to make it

SOFT, SOFT SOFT.


Like that helps 



Honeyb
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[CLKD]

     ………. at least if 'they' are talking about you and the loo roll 'they' won't be talking about anyone else …….    is there CCTV in the area?

[Hurdity]

I love it honeybun! If they noticed they probably thought you were part of an office party fancy dress or something - people are always wearing werid things at this time of year 

Just as an aside - interesting difference in language between the two countries I wasn't aware of - in England we call it the Chinese take-away, or just the take-away, and I've never heard of "the carry-out"! Must be a Scottish name for it?

Hurdity x

[honeybun]

We carry out all sorts, Indian Chinese Chips and booze.

Umm, don't think that jeans and a jacket with a flutter of loo roll constitutes fancy dress. And they know me, when I phone to order I don't even give my name and I only go twice a month. I actually walked along the main road from where I parked my car.
Fluttering all the way 


Honeyb
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[Limpy]

So a long bit of loo roll wafting in the breeze is better how exactly.   


Oh every time I think about it my toes curl. At least if it had been a skirt it just might have been covered by my jacket.


Honeyb
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It could have been worse HB.

If it had been caught in a skirt- then the skirt would probably have been caught in your knickers, and it wouldn't have been covered by any jacket. Well, that's what happened to me...........

[honeybun]

Oh heck Limpy, I'm so glad it's not just me that's the dip stick 


Still having toe curling moments.


Honeyb
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[groundhog]

Oh dear - cringing for you but doubt anyone notice and if they did so what!

I remember reading about woman who went for colposcopy (legs in stirrups  ) and befor she went in she went for a pee - no loo paper so grabbed tissue from bottom of her handbag .......
Whilst in stirrups doctor said  - um what's this ? And gave her a postage stamp which must have been stuck to the tissue and had stuck itself to her erm pubic hair.    Lol.  First class obviously.