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[CLKD]

   …….. say it as it is 

Do you remember Billy Connolly's Jobby Wicker sketch 

[honeybun]

Yes, I also remember his incontinence trousers.

I have seen him quite a few times and he always reduced me to tears. One concert we went to we were sitting in the front row. Not a good place to be 


Honeyb
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[CLKD]

   In 1991 we were at Cropredy Reunion and he appeared un-announced on the Stage  too much swearing but the whole field fell silent!

Gosh SuziQ that's a meander, sorry  - but brings me back to toilet issues - after he left the Stage, 45 mins. later, the queues to the portables were very very long 

[lindyloo]

hey girls,someone told me about glycerine suppositories !

brill! I just use one when I feel I need to "go" and they are so gentle, usually work in bout 10 mins, so you can use em when yr at home!
great to get you back on even keel!

love Lindylooxxx

[Suzi Q]

Thanks girls
sounds to me Im normal no pain no blood stool normal just loose bowels and an inability to clean up 100%
Im not constipated anymore but if I dont go for say 2 days which does happen its liike having a baby
And when it comes out it looks normal. My cousins just been diagnosed with Lazy bowels shed had it all her life
So unless pain blood or incontinence or sumat sticks out of me rear end I will soldier on seems Im not alone xxx

[CLKD]

SuziQ - think about your diet over 48 hours plus any thing you use to help constipation etc.; then cut out - get back to basics and see how your bowel reacts.  I find when I don't take my AD and betablocka at night, by the next afternoon I have had a good result. 

[CLKD]

<wave>  how are your bowels?

Did you get any damage in the storms last week? 

[Suzi Q]

I got home 10mins before it hit trains stopped $300.000000 damage Us fine and son and dinlaw thank god.
Bum chum was fine till yesterday loose but not the trots but my bums stinging and feel I could go again
I stopped all roughage eased off bread I think its just me a I say no pain no blood no bloating no change of colour
In fact tummies flatter than its ever been for years No weight loss just this bum chum
Seems some have it 100 times worse than Ive got it IBS maybe but defo started with the use of Vagifem
OH news just started floods and storms due again Fri Sat and Sunday GREAT!!!! But this is tropical Qld
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[bev567901]

I could have written this. My first peri symptom & I googled it too &
Got no where. It gets really sore doesn't it. I used to wonder why they sold bottom wipes before I got to 50 & all those bidets make sense now. I have to have a shower if I leave things I struggle to walk it gets so sore. I've considered it hormonal due to the timing, some days are worse than others like you say. Just another thing to add to the list of ailments. Being away from
Home for the day could be difficult if it happened. Acid bum  B xx

[CLKD]

Savlon after use, Vaseline to line the skin prior?  It stings don't it 

Glad you didn't have damage SuziQ!

[Ju Ju]

I recommend Sudocrem . It soothes my bottom as brilliantly as a baby's and you can now get tubes to pop in your handbag.

[CLKD]

 

[babyjane]

do you have haemorrhoids? they can make you feel sore after opening your bowels 

[CLKD]

I don't, fortunately.

[babyjane]

yes you are fortunate, they can be quite unpleasant