A menopausal woman went into the chemist,walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, 'I would like to buy some cyanide'.
The pharmacist asked, 'Why do you need cyanide?'
The woman said 'I need it to poison my husband.'
The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!'
The woman reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and said 'Well now, that's a different matter . You didn't tell me you had a prescription!â€
